Episode 13 - "You think I suck? I agree."

"We're back, bitches!"

"Well that's sort of rude..."

"What's it to you? No one reads this shit anyways..."

"Ok. Great attitude. And it's been what - three weeks without an episode? What the hell have you been doing?"

"L-I-V-I-N."

"Ok McConaughey... So anyways, what's this episode about?"

"Revisiting New Years resolutions primarily and then the usual nonsense. Kendra's are inspiring, Matt promises to resist positivity and Melissa's getting crafty...who listens to this shit anyway?"

"I honestly do not know."